told you so
Sunday, September 10, 2006
I can't stop munching today. I already gorged myself with one the of best fast-food burgers on earth for lunch. Why must I keep shoveling the food into my mouth, eh? A little snack here...a little snack there. All of which I am washing down with my new favorite diet soda. But waaa! When will this madness stop?!
Ah. I'm tipping the scales so that must mean the weekend has come to an end. It is the typical Battle of the Bulge I face every Sunday. A never-ending battle which is proving to be the story of my life. Me against the scale. And the scale wins almost every time. The dirty evil bastard.
Meh.
It always seems like I am battling something. I guess I just like a good fight. And the truth be told I'll fucking fight until I win. I'm a poor loser. I hate losing. I reject the idea totally. Take for example this battle with my lips. Three weeks today this fight began. But guess who's winning now? That's right motherfuckers...your girl genius here. The battle is not over yet, but I'm beginning to look a little something like my old self. Which between you and me isn't half bad. I'm hoping by this time next week things will be back to normal. In the meantime I still have to walk around looking like a creature from Night of the Living Dead.
Michael has just turned on Bill and Ted's Excellent Adventure, which if I am correct, has been on HBO for something like four straight months. So why am I laughing? Why is my head turning to watch the screen? You know the part of the movie when Bill and Ted are talking to themselves out side the Circle K? That was filmed at the Circle K right up the street from my house. I visited that very location many many times. I can remember when the trailers and lights and all that movie jazz was parked out front. No spotting of Reeves though. Not that I would have cared back then. His career was just beginning. But I digress. Must...refuse...to...watch. Oh dear another battle. This one I think I can win without too much of a hassle. I have extra-credit to do for my IEA class anyway so I must go and be productive. Until next time....
Told you so!
Ah. I'm tipping the scales so that must mean the weekend has come to an end. It is the typical Battle of the Bulge I face every Sunday. A never-ending battle which is proving to be the story of my life. Me against the scale. And the scale wins almost every time. The dirty evil bastard.
Meh.
It always seems like I am battling something. I guess I just like a good fight. And the truth be told I'll fucking fight until I win. I'm a poor loser. I hate losing. I reject the idea totally. Take for example this battle with my lips. Three weeks today this fight began. But guess who's winning now? That's right motherfuckers...your girl genius here. The battle is not over yet, but I'm beginning to look a little something like my old self. Which between you and me isn't half bad. I'm hoping by this time next week things will be back to normal. In the meantime I still have to walk around looking like a creature from Night of the Living Dead.
Michael has just turned on Bill and Ted's Excellent Adventure, which if I am correct, has been on HBO for something like four straight months. So why am I laughing? Why is my head turning to watch the screen? You know the part of the movie when Bill and Ted are talking to themselves out side the Circle K? That was filmed at the Circle K right up the street from my house. I visited that very location many many times. I can remember when the trailers and lights and all that movie jazz was parked out front. No spotting of Reeves though. Not that I would have cared back then. His career was just beginning. But I digress. Must...refuse...to...watch. Oh dear another battle. This one I think I can win without too much of a hassle. I have extra-credit to do for my IEA class anyway so I must go and be productive. Until next time....
Told you so!
simply do not ask me what this is all about, parce que je ne sais pas, mes chers
posted by jennifer at 5:36 PM
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